Bathsheba Wall by Ray Zell - Episode 2

Episode 2 – Stairways and Highways

BATHSHEBA WALL (AND HER REVOLVING DOOR IN ROCK N’ ROLL TIME) – EPISODE 2 – By Ray Zell Welcome to the latest episode of Bathsheba Wall (and her revolving door in rock n’ roll time) by the creator of Kerrang magazine’s Pandora Peroxide, Ray Zell So that’s where Jimmy Page REALLY got the idea for […]

Zell battles Doctor Who and the Daleks

Zell battles Doctor Who and the Daleks Where our hero with the assistance of Spike out of the Quireboys and his little brother join forces with Doctor Who to battle the Daleks. Well, sort of… Anyway, let Zell explain. TIME, GENTLEMEN, PLEASE! TIME TRAVEL. It’s always fascinated me. Where would I go? What would I […]

How Not To Meet David Lee Roth by Ray Zell

How To Not Meet David Lee Roth

DAVID LEE Roth. Showman supreme. Superman gets all of his ideas reading David Lee Roth comic-books. Ultimate hero of mine. Never met the bloke. Unbelievably, on purpose.

Rock Star Feuds by Ray Zell for BathroomWall T-shirts

All The Young Feuds

ROCK STAR FEUDS Rock star feuds make a great story. We love ’em, so all act like kids in the playground circling the protagonists chanting “fight, fight, fight, fight” at them like an adolescent amphitheatre. The reality of rock star feuds, as our friendly visitor from the Planet Zell explains, usually has less beef in […]

Karaoke with Princess Diana, Jonathan Ross and Ginger Wildheart by Ray Zell

Karaoke with Princess Diana, Jonathan Ross and Ginger Wildheart

Do you remember how we mentioned that on the Planet Zell that time and weeks were a somewhat fluid concept? Well, our resident love child of Ace Frehley and The Crow has just sent us his latest post. All about him and Ginger Wildheart getting up to rockstar mischief (which we expect to be a […]

Ray Zell guest blog

The name’s Zell, Ray Zell… actually it’s not, but more on that later.

HI. The name’s Zell. Ray Zell. Actually it’s not, but more on that later… Kerrang! readers of the past, will know me as a writer and lover of most things trashed-out punky rock ’n’ roll and of course, Writer/illustrator of the Amazonian bombshell, Pandora Peroxide. Today, Kerrang! readers know me as writer and illustrator of […]

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