Samaritans Christmas Card

Giving Tuesday – Samaritans Charity Christmas Cards

Do you still send Christmas cards? We do hope so, as cards are so much nicer than a text or a Facebook message. I know that there are people out there that delight in joylessly emailing the whole office or posting on social media something pious like “I will not be sending Christmas cards this […]

MUSTAINE ON THE BRAIN & BLACKIE LEGLESS

An Irresistible Charm Y’KNOW, BACK in the days when Kerrang dared let me write for ‘em, I took great pride in the fact that, in an interview situation, I could win a band or band member over within moments of our encounter. Yet, there were two customers who were impervious to my disarming charm; they […]

Bathsheba Wall by Ray Zell - Episode 2

Episode 2 – Stairways and Highways

BATHSHEBA WALL (AND HER REVOLVING DOOR IN ROCK N’ ROLL TIME) – EPISODE 2 – By Ray Zell Welcome to the latest episode of Bathsheba Wall (and her revolving door in rock n’ roll time) by the creator of Kerrang magazine’s Pandora Peroxide, Ray Zell So that’s where Jimmy Page REALLY got the idea for […]

Zell battles Doctor Who and the Daleks

Zell battles Doctor Who and the Daleks Where our hero with the assistance of Spike out of the Quireboys and his little brother join forces with Doctor Who to battle the Daleks. Well, sort of… Anyway, let Zell explain. TIME, GENTLEMEN, PLEASE! TIME TRAVEL. It’s always fascinated me. Where would I go? What would I […]

How Not To Meet David Lee Roth by Ray Zell

How To Not Meet David Lee Roth

DAVID LEE Roth. Showman supreme. Superman gets all of his ideas reading David Lee Roth comic-books. Ultimate hero of mine. Never met the bloke. Unbelievably, on purpose.

Rock Star Feuds by Ray Zell for BathroomWall T-shirts

All The Young Feuds

ROCK STAR FEUDS Rock star feuds make a great story. We love ’em, so all act like kids in the playground circling the protagonists chanting “fight, fight, fight, fight” at them like an adolescent amphitheatre. The reality of rock star feuds, as our friendly visitor from the Planet Zell explains, usually has less beef in […]

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